Old Stuff

Tuesday Weld's Thursday score [2001-11-30 - 2:23 a.m.]
Mea maxima culpa [2001-11-24 - 10:59 p.m]
Adventures in volunteerism [2001-11-16 - 1:23 a.m.]
None but the bookish [2001-11-13 - 7:58 p.m.]
I am the car and I am the driver [2001-11-12 - 4:47 p.m]
Handing it to Castro [2001-11-01 - 11:11 p.m]
David Branica [2001-10-31 - 12:34 a.m]
Bob Dylan through LL Cool J is all good [2001-10-24 - 2:03 p.m.]
Ascendancy [2001-10-22 - 12:36 p.m.]
Latency [2001-10-19 - 1:20 p.m.]
Nascency [2001-10-17 - 4:05 p.m.]
Unemployed but unbowed [2001-10-15 - 12:10 p.m.]
I want to grow up to be a debaser [2001-10-12 - 1:08 p.m.]
Happy runner, spiteful drinker [2001-10-11 - 12:31 p.m.]
I am the 5 o'clock hero [2001-10-10 - 5:19 p.m.]
Actually, this is about how bad I am at picking roommates [2001-10-08 - 2:51 p.m.]
A wig and a whip [2001-10-05 - 5:42 p.m.]
The day after the day I cried at work [2001-10-03 - 2:55 p.m.]
Corrections, corrections, beleaguerment [2001-10-01 - 2:54 p.m.]
More parameters please [2001-09-28 - 2:46 p.m.]
I don't even own a thermometer [2001-09-27 - 1:57 p.m.]
In which I seem to be auditioning for a job as a book critic [(2001-09-24 - 1:17 p.m.]
Don't fucking tread on me, assholes [2001-09-21 - 7:10 p.m.]
Postcards [2001-09-20 - 1:06 p.m.]
Mind full of worry [2001-09-19 - 3:13 p.m.]
Wrathful, shadowy, and inventive [2001-09-17 - 1:41 p.m.]
Thus spake Hat Kid [2001-09-15 - 12:27 a.m.]
I can sustain escapism for two paragraphs [2001-09-13 - 1:56 p.m.]
The bed I lie and sleep in [2001-09-10 - 8:12 p.m.]
Sweating out the bitterness [2001-09-06 - 4:13 p.m.]
"Why do I persist? I might make moussaka." [2001-09-06 - 1:57 a.m.]
When my pancreas talks, you better listen [2001-09-03 - 8:40 p.m.]
All this waiting for things to occur [2001-08-30 - 3:21 p.m.]
I've been holding my P for almost a month [2001-08-28 - 6:00 p.m.]
I’d rather have gone to a grad-student party [2001-08-26 - 10:42 p.m.]
I do not pity the informed spectators [2001-08-24 - 6:56 p.m.]
Hey, is my house made of cheese? [2001-08-24 - 6:56 p.m.]
My sister is a basket case [2001-08-23 - 1:40 a.m.]
Warren Harding and Ennio Morricone [2001-08-22 - 9:51 a.m.]
Welcome to my revel-free zone [2001-08-21 - 3:27 p.m.]
A picture of me [2001-08-20 - 7:13 p.m.]
What the devil wanted from me [2001-08-18 - 1:29 a.m.]
Take me to the Brill Building (and throw me off it) [2001-08-15 - 5:29 p.m.]
Doubt. Ambivalence. Jessica Rabbit? [2001-08-15 - 10:58 a.m.]
The critical process is a harsh mistress [2001-08-14 - 1:35 p.m.]
Let's go to a party with Jen and her boyfriend [2001-08-11 - 12:27 a.m.]
Enigma and autobiography [2001-08-11 - 12:27 a.m.]
Please consider giving Andrew some money [2001-08-09 - 5:34 p.m.]
Breaking up is hard to do [2001-08-08 - 1:31 p.m.]
The lies shall set me free [2001-08-07 - 2:20 p.m.]
A pox on you, Gettysburg Review [2001-08-06 - 2:37 p.m.]
My diary, my therapy; my goodness I'm a piece of work [2001-08-03 - 1:46 p.m.]
The skirt's the issue [2001-08-01 - 5:11 p.m.]
Another body blow, the wind knocked out of me [2001-07-31 - 4:07 p.m.]
The penny and the slot. New boots! [2001-07-30 - 10:40 p.m.]
I learned my lesson [2001-07-27 - 12:01 p.m.]
Yet I use scandal reset [2001-07-25 - 11:31 p.m.]
Sanely educate sister [2001-07-25 - 12:22 a.m.]
Critic, self-critic, detective. Are you perchance a plumber? [2001-07-23 - 10:57 p.m.]
True or false: A cheater doesn’t change his spots [2001-07-23 - 12:10 p.m.]
Job market, meat market, vodka [2001-07-19 - 3:48 p.m.]
The stories I didn't want to write but maybe should have [2001-07-18 - 2:43 p.m.]
Goodbye for now, I'll be back next Wednesday or so [2001-07-11 - 4:31 p.m.]
Do you suffer from minstrel pain? [2001-07-10 - 11:36 p.m.]
Away from the gulag. Into the intrigue? [2001-07-10 - 4:15 p.m.]
Cede, uneasy literates [2001-07-10 - 1:16 a.m.]
Pusillanimosity [2001-07-09 - 1:09 a.m.]
Cutest liar needs a yes [2001-07-06 - 1:40 a.m.]
Consumerismo: Mustang [2001-07-02 - 8:50 p.m.]
The person watching and the thing watched [2001-06-29 - 12:04 p.m.]
Lorrie Moore, in "Community Life" [2001-06-28 - 1:03 p.m.]
You can’t fall down the stairs two times the same way [2001-06-27 - 7:10 p.m.]
I'm talking to myself but you can eavesdrop [2001-06-27 - 12:20 a.m.]
Boys ahoy and special moments [2001-06-24 - 11:39 p.m.]
The P is neither a shit nor a drummer [2001-06-21 - 4:04 p.m.]
What it sounds like inside a machine [2001-06-20 - 8:01 p.m.]
Maka'u oe i ke aha? [2001-06-19 - 10:02 a.m.]
A few kinds of indispensability [2001-06-18 - 12:01 p.m.]
There is no such thing as a good writer and a bad liar. [2001-06-16 - 1:17 a.m.]
At first, the elephant appeared reluctant to go. [2001-06-14 - 3:03 p.m.]
You can stick your cheese potluck up your ass for all I care [2001-06-13 - 3:46 p.m.]
Everything you never asked about [2001-06-13 - 12:05 p.m.]
Fellas, skip this one. It’s girly and all about clothes. (Sorry.) [2001-06-13 - 2:45 a.m.]
Don't drink the water in the dating pool [2001-06-12 - 12:45 p.m.]
Should I get my hair cut short? Do I dare to go to Greece? [2001-06-11 - 1:09 p.m.]
Of such is the kingdom of concreteness [2001-06-11 - 12:24 a.m.]
Peer groups, Prada, and Evil Jungle Prince [2001-06-08 - 6:27 p.m.]
Monitor vs. Diaryland, Monitor vs. Shemp [2001-06-06 - 1:02 p.m.]
And that's just the crust talking [2001-06-05 - 2:40 p.m.]
Please decrease speed to lower heart rate [2001-06-04 - 10:54 a.m.]
I'm not an angel but at least I'm a girl [2001-06-01 - 11:08 p.m.]
Oozing with liberation -- and sports commentary [2001-06-01 - 11:53 a.m.]
Incorporating me into the process [2001-05-31 - 12:04 p.m.]
Porkum, Finchem, Kieschnick, hey! [2001-05-30 - 3:43 p.m.]
Stories [2001-05-29 - 3:59 p.m.]
Post-migraine entry is not very compelling reading [2001-05-29 - 2:09 p.m.]
Defensive Language Institute II [2001-05-28 - 12:07 a.m.]
I never realized they live in Seattle too [2001-05-25 - 11:17 a.m]
The narrative equivalent of a cloud of dust [2001-05-24 - 3:43 p.m.]
"Honesty is often aggression in disguise." [2001-05-23 - 3:14 p.m.]
Defensive Language Institute [2001-05-22 - 5:04 p.m.]
Nicole is Nicole, and I am happy I am me [2001-05-21 - 4:12 p.m.]
Thank you, Bruce Springsteen [2001-05-20 - 11:56 p.m.]
A comfortable bed, cheese, wool trousers [2001-05-18 - 12:57 p.m.]
I could just get a damn rowing machine [2001-05-17 - 3:41 p.m.]
In search of a taste to call my own [2001-05-16 - 3:33 p.m.]
Some past-tense musings on the P [2001-05-16 - 12:32 p.m.]
Affection: It gives me the creeps [2001-05-15 - 12:10 p.m.]
So I'm a liar. How did I get that way? [2001-05-14 - 4:15 p.m.]
The unhappy hooker [2001-05-14 - 8:18 a.m.]
Report from New York (I am home) [2001-05-14 - 1:29 a.m.]
Mysterious Alluring Woman Leaves Town [2001-05-09 - 4:51 p.m.]
Company critical, my motivation Code Blue [2001-05-09 - 3:07 p.m.]
Plus, I got two full houses in a row [2001-05-09 - 12:12 p.m]
Getting started with things [2001-05-08 - 6:46 p.m.]